SOMEONE COULD HAVE USED A DESIGNATED SPITTER

The “Drunk and Stupid” news wing serves up another tragic tale of idiocy this week as a Swiss man is dead after engaging in a spitting contest with his inebriated buddy. Trying to see which drunken moron could spit the furthest off the balcony of their hotel, the 29-year-old Swiss dude took a running start in order to hork the longest loogie. Instead he lost his balance and plummeted 20 feet to the sidewalk below. (Herald Sun)