THERE BETTER BE BEER IN THE AFTERLIFE

Some old drunk in Chicago has ordered up a custom-built coffin shaped as a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. "I'm going to use it as a cooler until I really need it," said Bill Bramanti, 67, who held a mock wake at his home where his family and friends drank cans of Pabst that had been chilled on ice in his casket.