6.16.2008

FREE ANAL PROBES FOR THE FIRST 500 VISITORS

There’s still time to be abducted and dropped off in Roswell, New Mexico for the Annual Roswell UFO Festival starting on July 3. This is a celebration of that infamous day in 1947 when a UFO crashed on Hub Corn's ranch and launched the entire industry of UFO/Military conspiracies. The fun includes an Alien Parade, a Flying Saucer Pancake Eating Contest, the Alien Haunted House and UFO Disc Golf, Soccer and Mud Volleyball. And don't forget to stop by the UFO Trade Show and pick me up a tacky souvenir. Get your tix at RoswellUFOFestival.com

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