PUT DOWN THE BEANS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE ESPRESSO MACHINE

But what if you have the opposite problem? What if, instead of feeling sleepy, you’re all jacked up and can’t relax? Well, there’s a new “anti-energy” drink which is being marketed as an “extreme relaxation beverage.” The carbonated beverage called “Drank” is spiked with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips to help you chill out when you can’t find your stash. (Village Voice)