SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE MONKEY

And for the monkeys in the audience, surf on over to Ape-o-naut.org/famous for a website devoted to “Famous Monkeys Throughout History.” This list covers every famous monkey since “Gordo” became the first monkey in space in 1958 (“brutally murdered by humans who designed nose cone to sink in ocean AFTER flying successfully in space) and includes “Crap” the monkey (first non-human punk rocker) and Michael Jackson’s friend “Bubbles.”