GOD’S GIFT TO PRIESTS

American porn star Belladonna arrived in Australia for World Youth Day last week and began lecturing the Pope on how the Catholic church should be providing sex education to its priests in order to prevent future charges of sexual abuse. Among her sage advice was the suggestion that priests watch porn in order to help them to distinguish sexual fantasy from real-life sex, but she didn’t exactly explain how porno flicks could possibly do that. To get the party started Belladonna offered to donate 300 of her films to the Catholic church in Australia and even offered to donate some of her valuable time to set up what she called a “meaningful set of exercises for priests to help them deal with sexual tension and stress.” (News.com.au)