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While we’re on the subject... you can now hit up BallaPowder.com to order a “scented scrotum talc” to keep your boys smelling sweet. According to the sales blurb, “Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks... can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness... can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.”