YOU MAY BE A VIOLENT DRUNK CRIMINAL, BUT AT LEAST YOU LOOK COOL

Now that everybody and their dog has a tattoo we probably shouldn’t generalize, but a team of forensic psychiatrists in Michigan claim that criminals who sport tattoos have a 73 percent chance of suffering from anti-social personality disorder (ASPD), making them prone to shallowness, pathological lying, cheating, stealing, physical aggression and drug abuse. Similar research in Glasgow found that tattooed university students have poorer study skills and are more likely to have substance abuse problems than students with no tattoos. (Sunday Herald)