DON’T LET A MAN WITH A KNIFE NEAR YOUR PENIS

But as traumatic as dental revenge might be, that’s still nothing compared to the Tennessee man who has taken his surgeons to court for amputating his penis without his permission. Philip Seaton, 61, went into the operating room for a circumcision but when the doctors discovered a life-threatening cancer on his willy they decided to take the drastic step of ampuation in order to save the man’s life. Now Seaton is suing for mental anguish, pain, and his loss of enjoyment for life itself. (Ananova)