GROSS IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

The publishers of the Guinness Book of World Records have released The Best Gross World Records, a book chock full of challenges for the readers of this column. Try getting your name in the record books by attempting some of these charming antics: Most Worms Eaten in 30 seconds; Most Feet and Armpits Sniffed; Loudest Burp; Most Worms Removed From a Human Stomach; Longest Ear Hair; Most Big Macs Consumed; and Farthest Marshmallow Nose Blow. The record book also lists a Brazilian woman as holding the record for most body piercings with 1,903, over 500 of which are in her genitalia. She plans on continuing to gather more piercings until she breaks the 2000 barrier. "I love pain," she explained.