BETTY OR VERONICA?

A Japanese man who has fallen in love with a comic book character has created an online petition to persuade the government to let them get married. So far the king of the dorks has gathered 1000 of the million signatures he hopes for. “ For a long time I have only been able to fall in love with two-dimensional people and currently I have someone I really love,” he explained, adding that “I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.” Good luck with that! (News.com.au)