BUT WHERE WILL YOU FIND A JURY OF HIS PEERS?

The Nebraskan senator who tried to file a lawsuit against God last year has had his case thrown out because legal papers cannot be served since God has no fixed address. Last year Senator Ernie Chambers tried to file a permanent injunction against God in order to stop Him from causing any more “fearsome floods... horrendous hurricanes, and terrifying tornadoes.” Chambers is considering appealing the decision as he claims that an omniscient being wouldn’t neet legal papers to know that he is being sued. “Since God knows everything,” said Chambers, “God has notice of this lawsuit.” (BBC)