THE FUTURE OF FARTING

And while the Japanese are covering your leaky front, an American company is covering your ass with their new odourless underwear. According to their website at GarmentGuard.com you simply insert the “Subtle Butt Garment Guard” inside your pants and the special carbon fabric will neutrilize the smell of any discharges you might unintentionally release. But be forewarned as they advise that the invention does not work as a silencer.