WE’LL KNOW IT WORKS WHEN THE DRUG COMPANIES PATENT YOUR SNOT

If modern medicine hasn’t cured what ails you but you can’t quite stomach the idea of trying something as unorthodox as urine therapy, it might be time to consider picking your nose and eating your boogers. An Austrian doctor, Professor Friedrich Bischinger, claims that people who pick their nose and eat it are healthier, happier, and more in tune with their bodies. He claims that the nose is a natural filter for various bacteria, which is true enough, but goes on to suggest that eating this mass of gunk will stimulate the intestines like a powerful medicine which strengthens the immune system. "Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods," says the doctor. "People who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free." (DamnInteresting.com)