“MORE FOOD YOU CRAZY BITCH”

The search for that perfect Christmas present for the crazy cat lady on your list is over. Hit up Amazon where you can buy a book called “Do Cats Have ESP?” in which author Jeane Dixon explains her contention that cats give her information about the future through telepathic communication. And if that isn’t enough for you to thrown down your hard-earned cash, this book also includes a special section of horoscopes for your cat, which explains that Leo cats are shy and Sagittarius cats are candid with their opinions.