THIS IS YOU BRAIN ON MIND CONTROL

The mayor of Batman isn’t the only one filing unwinnable litigation. Jerry Rose,a man in Nanaimo, BC, is seeking $2 billion in damages from Microsoft, Telus, Wal-Mart and the RCMP for mind-control harassment and invasive brainwave experiments. “I think this is akin to someone saying they sustained injuries because their boat fell off the edge of the world,” said Jennifer Millbank, the lawyer representing Microsoft. “My clients ought not to be subjected to what is a nuisance lawsuit.” But the judge didn’t agree, claiming that while the case was certainly bizarre there was nothing in the claim that could not be litigated. Along with the charges of mind control, Rose also charges the defendants with satanic rituals, witchcraft, and stealing a computer technology that he invented. (Vancouver Sun)