ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times: don’t get so drunk that you end up hogging the microphone at the Karaoke bar. Trust me, you don’t sound like Freddie Mercury and you might just get stabbed to death like the poor fool in Malaysia last week. According to police reports, Abdul Sani Doli, 23, refused to stop singing and angered the other customers so much that two of them rushed the stage and stabbed him to death. (BBC)