HITLER LIVES

The parents of three-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell are surprised that their son’s name is causing controversy after their local supermarket refused to decorate the boy’s birthday cake with his full name. “I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past,” said the child’s father. “They need to accept a name. A name’s a name.” But that logic isn’t working on the supermarket which has denied similar requests the past two years, including the original request which asked for a swastika to help decorate the cake. When asked why he named his child Adolf Hitler the father explained that "no one else in the world would have that name." And while it’s bad enough to saddle a boy with such a name, this genius also named one of his daughters JoyceLyne Aryan Nation Campbell. (Yahoo News)