12.25.2008

THE SCIENCE OF CELIBACY

Apparently 2009 won’t be the year that scientists stop carrying out useless research with obvious conclusions. And that’s a good thing for Curious Times! The latest study comes from the University of Sydney which found that male science nerds were the least likely to get laid in college. Shock! On the opposite end of the spectrum female arts students were ranked as the most sexually active (so guys, if you’re enrolling in classes take a hint). One science student proved these results were accurate when he tried to defend the dorks by explaing that “although we may have been a little nerdier than the other students, let’s just say the gender ratio wasn’t as bad as engineering.” (The Telegraph)

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