BUT NOW YOUR LIFE IS MEANINGLESS

Some nut in England has finally solved his Rubik’s Cube after working on it for the past 26 years. ‘I cannot tell you what a relief it was to finally solve it,’ said Graham Parker, 45. ‘It has driven me mad over the years – it felt like it had taken over my life... When I clicked that last bit into place and each face was a solid colour, I wept.” (Metro UK)