NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF DISGUSTING

A Beverly Hills plastic surgeon has fled to South America after being charged for using the human fat that he sucked from his patients during liposuction procedures as fuel for his SUV. “The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel,” wrote Craig Alan Bittner on his now-defunct website LipoDiesel.com. “And I have more fat than I can use.” Unfortunately using human medial waste to power a vehicle is specifically prohibited by Californian law, and Brittner also faces lawsuits from three former patients who claim that Brittner removed more fat than necessary so that he could have more fuel for his car which caused disfigurement in the patients. (CosmeticSurgeryBible.com)