THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT YOUR CAR WILL LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF GARBAGE WHEN YOU’RE DONE

If you’re smarter than the average grease monkey and you want to convert your car to run on garbage head over to Instructables.com and search for a video called “Convert Your Honda Accord to Run on Trash” where they explain how to build a “gasifier” -- a contraption that can turn almost any solid dry organic matter into a clean burnable gaseous fuel. Of course that might be a bit too tough of a project for most so you might want to tackle a slightly less involved task from this site, such as “How to Make a Duct Tape Wallet” or “How to Paralyze a Chicken for a Little While.”