TODAY IS JUST MILDLY DEPRESSING, WITH A SLIGHT CHANCE OF ANGST

Congratulations! The fact that you’re reading this means that you’ve survive “Blue Monday” -- the most depressing day of the year. This is according to psychologist Dr. Cliff Arnalls from Cardiff University, who devised a highly scientific formula in order to discover that Monday, January 26, was the most depressing day of the year. The equation, [W+(D-d)]xTQ MxNA, analyzes factors including the crappy weather (W), leftover debt from Xmas shopping (D), and the amount of time which has passed since you failed to quit a bad habit (Q). (BBC)