2.23.2009

BURIED ALIVE

And from the “Trying to be Thoughtful but Unclear on the Concept” wing comes news out of Montegegro that a suicidally depressed man went to a funeral home last week, paid cash for a coffin, then climbed inside and tried to kill himself. Unfortunately the 52-year-old wasn’t able to put himself out of his misery and merely blew off a piece of his chin and nose while traumatizing the entire staff of the funeral parlour The funeral director later told reporters that the man would not be receiving a refund on the coffin. "He'll have to keep it. He'll get some proper use out of it one day.” (News.com.au)

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