HOW NOT TO BUY DRUGS

Here’s this week’s genius for you: Cleveland police report that they arrested a man who called 911 and then proceeded to carry out a drug deal while the dispatcher was on the line. Apparently the dimwit called 911 to report that two men with guns were watching him and then hung up. When the dispatcher called back the man answered the phone and asked him to hold on during which time he completed a drug deal, at which point police were sent to the scene to arrest him. (Yahoo News)