3.03.2009

HOW TO START THE NEXT ICE AGE

The incomprehensibly ludicrous plan to stop global warming by surrounding the earth with trillions of tiny mirrors to reflect back the sun’s rays is still being advanced by scientists. The main proponent of this idea is astronomer Dr. Roger Angel of the University of Arizona, who is spearheading an estimated $350 trillion project which will eventually shoot trillions of mirrors a million miles above the earth in order to create a 100,000 “sun shade” around the planet. Shockingly he has already secured funding from NASA for a pilot project which will begin with the creation of a massive cannon to shoot the mirrors into space. “Tests are ongoing but we expect to be ready to launch within 20 or 30 years time,” promised Dr. Angel. (The Telegraph)

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