PAY TO PRAY

Too busy serving modern technology to worship your stone-age diety? Techie scam artists have just the solution. Hit up Information Age Prayer (InformationAgePrayer.com) where their text-to-speech software will automatically say your prayers for you every day. For example, a daily prayer for a Catholic is only 70 cents per month while the complete Hail Mary Rosary Package will set you back a whopping $49.95 per month. The site offers prayers for whatever your religion might be and promises Muslims that the computer speakers will always face Mecca when the prayers are broadcast.