4.20.2009

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES AN ARM

When you’re ready to quit your soul-sucking job and re-ignite your childhood dreams head on over to eHow.com for step-by-step instructions for becoming a professional alligator wrestler. The site advices to start at Colorado Gators, America’s only alligator wrestling school, then get a job at Reptile Gardens animal park, spend a lot of time in swamps and start your wrestling career with the smallest gator you can find. Be warned though, the average wage for an alligator wrestler is about eight dollars per hour.

No comments: