BECAUSE SUFFERING FROM ONE LIFE’S WORTH OF PAIN AND ILLNESS IS NEVER ENOUGH

A 72-year-old Dutch psychotherapist has set up shop in Nepal and is now offering "reincarnation therapy" to help cure your chronic pain and illnesses. "People often suffer from pains which have no apparent cause," says Peter Langedijk, "these are usually problems associated with their past lives. When they are taken back there, the pain dogging them for years is cured in half an hour." For a small fee, Langedijk will regress you back to your past lives in order to find the source of your present-life pains. After you are aware of what is causing the problem, he uses a combination of hypnotic commands and relaxation techniques to cure the problem areas once and for all. "Perhaps it is fantasy," says the doctor, "but it helps." (newkerala.com)