“FEED ME YOU IDIOT”

Japanese toymaker Takara Tomy has released an updated version of their “Bow-lingual” gadget which can translate your dog’s barking noises for you. The new toy is a talking version of the old standard which claimed to be able to analyze six doggy emotions including joy, sadness and frustration. If you have another $200 to waste the new toy will speak phrases such as “I’m annoyed” or “play with me” at you. (Breitbart.com)