“I’M ONLY HERE BECAUSE MY WELFARE WORKER FORCED ME TO GET AN INTERVIEW”

Still looking for work? Take the advice of CNN which asked managers across the continent to send in the stupidest things people have said during job interviews. Try to avoid some of these phrases the next time you’re trying to get hired: “I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time”; “I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won’t get mad at you”; “If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?”; “Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job”; “I’ve never heard such a stupid question.”