YOU MAY NOW SNIFF THE BRIDE’S ASS

A Ghanaian women married her dog last week after deciding that it was the only being on earth who displayed the qualities she was looking for in a husband. “I’ve been in relationships with so many men and they are all the same - skirt-chasers and cheaters. My dog is kind and loyal to me and he treats me with so much respect.” The wedding was attended by curious onlookers from her village but boycotted by her family, who called the marriage “a stupid step to combat her loneliness”. (Ananova)