JUST LIKE A MAN -- ALWAYS SEARCHING FOR WOMEN WHO WANT TO HAVE ORGASMS

A scientist who accidently invented a machine which can give women an orgasm at the touch of a button is shocked that he is unable to find enough volunteers in order to test the device for FDA approval. “I thought people would be beating my door down,” said Dr. Stuart Meloy, who created a device which stimulates a certain area at the base of a woman’s spine which reflexively produces an orgasm. Dr. Meloy discovered the unique ability of his device while trying to cure back pain in a patient by inserting a device similar to a pacemaker under the patient’s skin and sending a small electrical current up her spine. Surprisingly, the current was able to automatically give his patient an orgasm, so he switched the focus of his experiements and believes he has now perfected the orgasm machine. Now he simply needs enough volunteers to continue FDA testing in order to receive approval to market the device. (BBC)