THE PERFECT END TO A ROMANTIC NIGHT OF WINE, CANDLES, AND BUTT-SNIFFING

Despite the fact that dogs and cats enjoy the luxury of screwing wherever the hell they want, a pet motel has been opened in San Paulo, Brazil. “Pets have needs and they also want some excitement,” said the motel’s operator, who says he opened the establishment for pet owners who are “concerned for their animal’s needs.” The motel rooms are decorated in the same way as love hotels for humans, with satin sheets, ceiling mirrors and lots of cushions. (Ananova)