NO KITTY BLOOD FOR OIL

A German inventor has denied newspaper reports that he uses dead cats in the creation of a cheap bio-diesel fuel he has created. Under a headline which read “German inventor can turn cats into fuel — for a tank he needs 20 pussies,” the original Bild Newspaper story reported that Dr. Christian Koch, 55, used a combination of old trash and dead animal carcasses to create the fuel for his vehicle. The story even claimed that Koch told them that one fully grown cat cadaver could produce 2.5 litres of fuel, so around 20 cats were needed for a full tank. Of course, it turns out the newspaper was full of crap and probably paid off by the big oil companies to discredit the inventor of an alternative fuel. After Koch went to the media to expose the lies about him, a spokesperson for Bild claimed that the story meant to explain that cat remains could be used “in theory” with Koch’s patented method. The good news is that the fuel really does exist, and uses waste products such as paper, plastic and organic materials to create a fuel which only costs about 15 cents per litre. (Reuters)