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Why waste five seconds of your day stirring your own coffee? Click on over to Hammeacher.com and order the self-stirring mug, which comes equipped with a built-in miniature propeller which automatically stirs your drink at 3,000 rpms at the touch of a button. While you’re there wasting your money you can also order the golf ball finding glasses or the remote-controlled robotic shark.