YOUR SLEEP WILL BE SO EXCITING YOU’LL REGRET HAVING SLEPT THROUGH IT

Check out AmericanInventorSpot.com for an article called “7 Inventive Ways to Go To Sleep,” which describes a few crazy gadgets to make you the coolest sleeping dude on your block. Of course, you’re going to have to blow a lot of cash but think of the thrill you’ll get sleeping in a $4000 Coffin Bed or having a power nap on your brand new $1.5 million Floating Bed (no really... this thing is covered with enough magnets to float up to 2,000 pounds... cool!). And don’t forget the accessories. You can grab yourself a Chillow (a pillow that remains cool all night long), a Japanese DreamMachine (a device which supposedly allows you to choose what you will dream about), or a Sleep Analysis Doll (a creepy little doll which tracks your brainwaves and let’s you know whether you need more sleep or not.)