FREE DRUGS!

News out of Malaysia claims that there is a small but growing number of drug addicts, who, unable to get drugs due to that countries incredibly strict anti-drug laws, have taken to sniffing fresh cow dung in order to get high. Apparently, cow dung emits gases such as sulphur, which give you a high similar to huffing glue. Malaysia's National Narcotics Agency is considering legislation to ban the sniffing of dung, as well as glue and polystyrene smoke. "The problem is not very serious yet, but we are worried as this method means addicts can get high for free," said an official froam the agency. (AP)