OOOOOMMMMMM MY GOD WE’RE GETTING BOMBED!

Great news! The endless wars in the Middle East will soon be over thanks to yogic flyers who are planning to build a “shield of invincibility” around Israel. A retired colonel from the Israeli army is spearheading this latest plan which hopes to bring enough yogic flyers to the middle east in order to bring peace to the region once and for all. This scheme is based upon the mathematics of Trancendtal Meditation, which claims that if a number of people equal to the square root of one percent of a country’s populaion can all meditate together, they will affect the collective consciousness of the area enough to end all war. Based on that logic, the Israeli contingent of yogic flyers needs about 265 people to build what they call a “shield of invincibility” around their country. So far, 20 are on board... Good luck! (Yahoo News)