WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE, OR MAYBE NOT

Astronomers from Russia’s Academy of Sciences have released an absolutely pointless doomsday warning about an asteroid which may or may not hit the Earth in the year 2035. Apparently we won’t know for sure for another 20-something years. “We cannot exclude the possibility that the asteroid which is now orbiting the Sun will collide with the Earth in 2035,” said the observatory’s spokesman. “But it will be only in 2028 that we will be able to determine the danger level.” Hey, thanks for the penetrating analysis... wake us up when you know something. (Mosnews.com)