I DIVORCE THEE, I DIVORCE THEE, I ... AH, FORGET ABOUT IT

Be warned that the old phrase “if you want something done right you have to do it yourself” only applies if you actually know how to do whatever it is that needs doing. I bring this up because the LA Times reports that up to a third of divorced people in California are probably still legally married due to “Do-It-Yourself” divorce kits which were filed incompletely or not finalized.