MAN’S BEST FRIEND IS ACTUALLY BEER

Last week a German man sold his step-daughter’s pet beagle to the owner of his local bar for $53 worth of beer. The unemployed man, who we’ll call Homer, offered to take the dog for a walk but returned with nothing more than a belly full of beer. The happy ending to this story is that the bar owner returned the pet to the girl after hearing the full sorry tale. (Reuters)