ZERO BENEFITS AND NO ROOM FOR ADVANCEMENT

If you’re looking for a slightly more interesting job than whatever mindless crap you do now, check out the 20 oddest jobs as compiled at CareerBuilder.com. While some require a bit of specialized knowledge (whiskey ambassador, snow researcher, coffin maker), most of these jobs can be done by any slacker with the ability to work for minimum wage. For example, I can’t imagine that you even need a high-school diploma to become a potato chip inspector, a golf ball diver, a dog food taster, an egg inspector, or to be the guy who removes gum stuck to sidewalks, street benches and utility poles. Good luck with your new career!