HOW TO BE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL FOREVER

Thanks to the freedom of the internet the government and mega-corps can no longer hide great inventions from you. For example, did you know that you can live forever (and be beautiful doing it) for only a few hundred bucks. It’s true! Just click over to LiveForeverNow.com to order your Immortality Device (US Patent #5,989,178) which allows humans to stay physically young forever. While you’re there you can also stock up on Gorgeous Pills which will make you more beautiful with each passing day. According to this website the pill is strong enough to reshape your facial bones, and if you take it every day “you will gradually look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will onde day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION!” Unfortunately, the inventor of the Georgeous Pill has posted his picture on the site, which makes it quite obvious that the pill doesn’t work at all. D’oh!