I'M NOT AN ABORTIONIST, I'M A PREP COOK

As always, I would never claim that anything you read in this column is necessarily true... but you never know. Which brings us to reports from a Chinese newsmagazine which claims that the latest health and beauty trend in parts of that country is to eat the body parts of infant corpses and the fetuses of aborted babies. According to The Next Magazine, their investigative reporter was able to buy “gourmet body parts” at a hospital in Liaoning province. The story also claims that mature male fetuses are the most highly valued health supplement, and that human placentas are considered the ideal beauty remedy.