MAN’S BEST FRIEND, GAY MAN’S BEST MAN

A British aristocrat with plans to host same-sex weddings at his country estate has revealed a marketing campaign in which he will offer up the services of his gay dog Jasper to serve as best man at the ceremonies. Not only is Jasper gay but he’s also loaded, having been dubbed one of “Britain’s richest hounds” thanks to a quarter millon dollar trust fund. "He is the perfect best man,” promises the dog’s owner. “He likes cleaning up leftover food, and I can promise couples that he will not make any embarrassing speeches.” (News.com.au)