PORN TO BE WILD

A Wisconsin man faces three sets of criminal charges after he tried to save a woman who he thought was being raped and screaming for help in the apartment above his. Hearing the cries of distress, James Van Iveren grabbed an ornamental sword off his wall, ran upstairs, kicked in his neighbour’s door and waved the sword in his face screaming “Where is she?” But instead of being a hero, Van Iveren quickly realized that his neighbour was all alone and had been watching his porn just a bit too loudly. “Now I feel stupid," Van Iveren told police, who have charged him with criminal trespass, criminal damage to property, and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)