SLIGHTLY TASTIER THAN EATING YOUR DEODORANT

Hey Stinky! Get you smelly carcass over to Japan so you can buy some Fuwarinka chewing gum to tackle your body odor. According to the company who makes this stuff, “chewing gum just to freshen your breath is a thing of the past.” They claim half an hour of chewing Fuwarinka gum will change your body chemistry enough so that it emits a “special aroma.” Of course, special doesn’t always mean pleasant... The gum comes in fresh citrus, fruity rose, and Otokokaoru rose for men. Get yours at CompactImpact.com.