WHY DIE NORMAL?

If you’re going to die anyway, you might as well go out with such bizarre style that you make it onto the “Strangest Deaths in History” list. Need ideas? Check out Neatorama.com for some fun tales of expiration, such as death by beard, death by dessert, death by robot, death on the toilet, death by cactus, death by bottle cap, death from holding pee in, death by giant umbrellas and death by drowning at a lifeguards’ party. Top that!