DON’T PUT YOUR PENIS WHERE IT ISN’T WELCOME

A South African inventor has created a new female condom designed to stop rape by hooking sharp barbs of wire into a man’s penis if he tries to sexually assault a woman wearing the device. The “Rapex” is worn like a tampon and will grab hold of a man’s penis and attach itself to his dick until he gets to a hospital to have the metal barbs surgically removed. While some detractors of the device have criticised it’s “vengefulness,” inventor Sonette Ehlers has no second thoughts about her contraption. “It's a medieval device for a medieval deed,” Elhers says. “If any rapist finds himself hopping with pain as a result... that seems just fine to me. Yes, it's vengeful. Yes, it hurts rapists. Oh well.” Get yours at RapeStop.net